MY PAMANGKINs

SEAN

A.K.A. Badong

SHAINA

The Female version of Badong

THE FOOD JINX

No more lenghty introduction. No more blah blah.Just read and enjoy it then if you wanna vommit and say 'ewww' feel free hahaha :)

1. Iced tea with ipis. Yep, you read it right. Kenny Rogers, Dapitan -- I was about to finish my iced tea when I noticed something black with some sort of antenna floating in my dark colored iced tea. At first I thought it was just a piece of ice but after swirling my straw for a couple of minutes, I got convinced that twas an ipis. We told it to the manager and she just asked me dumb questions like 'Sa tingin nyo po ba kanina pa po yan bago i-serve? or ngayon ngayon lang po?' and 'may mga napansin po ba kayo gumagapang?' err..then they replaced my drink, up-sized it and thats just it.

2. Longganisa from Basurahan. Heres the story..my sister cooked longganisa (longganisang Lucban) for our lunch, 2 longgas fell off while she was serving it. She put it in the trash bin then she thought that our dogs can eat it so she put it in a separate plate and put it on the table. Then here I go, fresh from school, went directly to our dining table, saw the 2 longgas and ate it. My sister was astonished when she found out that I ate those longgas, she was like 'Bakit mo kinain yun?!?' with a very strange tone. Thank God that my digestive system is good, I released them instantly :)

3. Wafer with turnilyo. While I was munching the choco wafer I noticed something in it, I thought it was my teeth but when I checked it out, twas a turnilyo. Thank God the turnilyo looks good, it has no kalawang or anything, looks like a new one. I wrote a letter to Nissin reporting the incident but I havent heard anything from them. I am just thankful that it was me and not my pamangkins who ate that wafer, atleast nothing bad happened to them.

4. Yakisoba the panis. Next day after the wafer with turnilyo incident, Janina and I decided to eat at Tokyo-Tokyo, San Lazaro after spending the whole morning at the nail salon. We ordered garlic beef misono and yakisoba. The misono was good but the yakisoba....twas disgusting. It didnt taste good. We agreed that twas panis so we called the manager and told her about it. The manager stared at it for a minute and said something like 'wait lang po mam', brought the yucky-soba inside their kitchen then she went back to our table and said that they're gonna replace it. Its kinda funny that the manager didnt ask us damn questions, was it because she already know that they served a panis yucky-soba? or she got scared to us? hahaha..

5. Tub Sundae with a strand of Hair. After eating lunch with my college gurlfriends we decided to have some dessert. We tried the new discovery of Nina..choco sundae in a tub. Soooo damn gooood even tho there was a strand of hair in it hahaha..and that strand of hair didnit stop me from eating the whole thing hahaha..

BEWARE OF EATING CHOCOLATE WAFER.

BEWARE OF EATING CHOCOLATE WAFER.


Yes, thats true. please check your wafer first before putting them inside your mouth or else you might just have a not so good experience with it.

We love to eat wafer. I must admit that my family is a self-declared wafer-addict but the incident that I had earlier changed everything.

I was talking to my sister thru skype, we are having a good conversation while I was munching a choco wafer when I noticed something inside my mouth. I thought it was a peanut or its my teeth but when I checked it out, its a 'turnilyo'.

Yeah, you read it right. Theres a 'turnilyo' in the wafer. there. is. a . turnilyo. in. the. wafer. urghh..I told it to my mother and she said that she will report it to nissin. I just dont know how but she told me she will.

My mother got scared because my pamangkins love to eat it. Thank God that they didnt get the turnilyo. The kiddos are still lucky.

And now Im thinking where the hell that 'turnilyo' came from? from their machine that broke down while theyre processing the wafer? urgh...

heres the picture that I took from my phone